Father Wants To Go To Bed

Next-door Neighbor's Little Boy : "Father say could you lend him your cassette player for tonight ?"

Heavy - Metal Enthusiast : "Have you a party on ?"

Little Boy : "Oh, no. Father only wants to go to bed ".

Money And Friends

"Since he lost his money, half his friends don't know him any more"

"And the other half ?"

"They don't know yet that has lost it"

The Goose with the Golden Egg

One day a countryman going to the nest of his Goose found there an egg all yellow and glittering.
When he took it up it was as heavy as lead and he was going to throw it away, because he thought a trick had been played upon him.
But he took it home on second thoughts, and soon found to his delight that it was an egg of pure gold.
Every morning the same thing occurred, and he soon becam rich by selling his eggs.
As he grew rich he grew greedy; and thinking to get at once all the gold the Goose could give, he killed it and opened it only to find, nothing.
Greed often overreaches itself.

The two crabs

One fine day two Crabs came out from their home to take a stroll on the sand.
"Child," said the mother, "you are walking very ungracefully. You should accustom yourself to walking straight forward without twisting from side to side."
"Pray, mother," said the young one, "do but set the example yourself, and I will follow you."
"Examples is the best precept"